Best jokes..........

Shamika Schools: One day, this guy was so deppressed for some reason and he went to work. His coworker says what's wrong. The man answers "I lost my wallet" The coworker replys "That's what happened to me last week but I found it." The man asks "where did you find it?" The man says "In your house"

Rhett Kaines: A man visited one of his favorite workers who was getting very old in a nursing home.Each time he went he ate some of the peanuts on her bedside table she never seemed to eat.One time she was staring at him the whole time he was eating the peanuts and he said "sorry was i not supposed to eat these?"she replied "no, its okay, ive already sucked all the chocolate off of them"if you liked this answer my question!!!http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuE88......Show more

Leticia Laiben: A man goes to an asian doctor. the doctor tells him you got a cadarack ( meaning his eye) the man says no. I got a toyota. A man walks into a bar he sees about a g! rand sitting in a jar. He askes the bartender how to get the money. Its easy says the bartender. all you got to do is three simple things. 1. down four shots of patron and shotgun a six pack of beer. 2. go and pull a bad tooth out of a rotwiler. 3. have sex with the old lady upstairs. The man dows the partron and beer. then he heads into a back room. theirs lots of growling from the dog and thrashing around. the man comes out covered in blood lights a cig walks over to the bartender and says Now wheres that old women who needs her tooth pulled!...Show more

Cierra Gadbaw: POLITICSWhat is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool tableJOKE...Show more

Cletus Makler: I'm going to tell a couple so keep your eyes open.

Javier Holsonback: a guy was in a resturaunt and saw a waiter with spoons in his pocketthe guy said y do u have spoons in ur pocketthe waiter said it saves time when ppl drop there spoon on aver! age 10 a day doa couple minutes later the guy saw the same wai! ter with a string hanging out of his pants and he asked y it was there and the waiter said it saves time and water cause we dont have to touch our thing when we go to the bathroom.the guy thought that was a good idea but noticed a flaw and said to the waiter how do u get it back in the waiter said i dont know about the othe rguys but i use the spooni love this one...Show more

Robin Tommie: ENLISHMAN IRISHMAN SCOTSMAN WENT INTO A PUB, THE BARMAN LOOKED UP SAID IS THIS A JOKE ?

Elinore Schlinker: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversa! tion and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." lmao. this is hiliarous!!...Show more

Hunter Beech: A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, a! nd moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" ...Show more

Bar! ton Slisz: Train CommutePauly came home from his first day commuting to work into the city.Mrs. Pauly noticed he was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey,are you feeling all right?”“Not really,” Pauly replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backwardon the train.”“Poor dear,” Mrs. Pauly said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sittingacross from you to switch seats for a while?”“I couldn’t,” replied Pauly, “there was no one there.”...Show more